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Ever wonder what it would be like if the cult classic The Big Lebowksi was written by The Bard himself? Me neither.

But as one of our founders is a Shakespeare nut I thought this might be of some interest to at least one of our readers.

Two Gentlemen of Lewbowski

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Kevin Bacon may have the ability to relate himself to anybody else within six degrees… but he’s got nothing on colored-old-nice-man Morgan Freeman.

Check out his ascension from a lowly driver all the way up to the Big Guy Upstairs.
(Questionable ladder though… shouldn’t a driver rank higher than an inmate?)

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How Twilight Works

twilightbyoatmealMatthew Inman from The Oatmeal wrote a humorous article with his views on the Twilight phenomenon.

Whether you agree with it or not, it’s definitely worth the read!

You can click here to see it on his site or I’ll post it below the break for those too lazy to click a link.

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Greece is the word

Great Zeus! Evidently the Muses have been busy in Hollywood, because next year is shaping up to be a mythological movie bonanza.

First up (due February 12) is Chris Columbus’s Percy Jackson & the Olympians: Lightning Thief, based on the first in Rick Riordan’s series of children’s books about a 12-year-old demigod. Then on March 26, Incredible Hulk director Louis Leterrier takes on Clash of the Titans, a remake of the 1981 mythfest with Sam Worthington stepping into Harry Hamlin’s sandals as Perseus and computer-generated giant scorpions filling in for Ray Harryhausen’s unmistakable stop-motion versions.

The question is, can box-office lightning strike twice in less than two months? There are some serious names in the Clash cast, but my money’s on Percy over Perseus. Harry Potter meets the gods and monsters of Greek mythology? You don’t need the pitch meeting to know that’s an irresistible idea.

Dear Michael Clarke Duncan,

Please let me know when you will allow me to return to you.

I miss you.  I hope you miss me too.

Sincerely yours,
Your Dignity.

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